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Fear

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My greatest fear is that after developing thinking robots in my lifetime America and Europe will not yet be progressive enough to sell sex robots, so I will have to go to Japan to buy one and then we will have all sorts of language barriers. u_u

Or it will be like Time of Eve and all the robots will be very depressed because humans are so mean to them.
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28 Weeks Later

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You know when you are like "I have read like everything about zombies, and this is a bad idea, that sniper needs to shoot those kids for violating the perimeter right now," and then the sniper lets them fucking find an infected instead and you are like this movie is so much more far fetched then the original this is not a very good movie, I think instead of Deus ex Machina, movie makers aren't allowed to use Kid ex Machina either, cause yah kids fuck everything, we get it, stop being lazy.

Also kids can't act and little british kids are the most annoying little cunts, stop putting them in movies.
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IHBT

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz9Aku…

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Fuck You

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Those who commit suicide should be forgotten.  Doing this shitty purple theme is only serving to honor cowards and provide support to those who plan to commit suicide.  

"Oh well fuck, my 16 year old son just committed suicide so the ~$800,000 that I spent raising him to that age is fucking down the shitter, I sure wish he wasn't such a menstrual bitch." -an anonymous concerned mother

"Oh boy, woah, if I commit suicide, I will be remembered and people will respect me and that bully that is always picking on me will feel super bad, oh boy, I am sure going to troll the shit out of him with my suicide." -suicidal fan of U2

"I thought that there was a reason the news didn't broadcast suicides, woah, lets make a big fuss about it anyways so more people will go off themselves, I mean respect the cowards XDDD" -Like the entire internet

Everyone is fucking retarded. Stop being fucking retarded.  If you are gay and you want to commit suicide, go join the army, it is legal now.  If you are a moron and can't get your emotional head out of your self righteous ass long enough to see that committing suicide for shallow fucking reasons like being bullied in school is cowardly and fucking pretentious, I don't know what to say to you.
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